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Full Cream Ahead...You'll need a lotta bottle to drive this float.
Benny Hill may have claimed that Ernie drove the fastest milk cart in the west, but the real-life record holder has now emerged for sale at auction.
In his 1971 hit 'Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)' Hill claimed the humble delivery man had the quickest float around, which he used to attract the attention of Sue, a local widow.
Now however Ernie's horse drawn cart has been blown out of the water by a V8 monster capable of over 80mph.