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Money well spent? - £12,000 secures an in-law proof getaway for a relaxing Xmas break.
For those looking to escape tiresome relatives this Xmas impregnable Spitbank Fort in the middle of the stormy Solent could be the perfect spot for a relaxing festive season.
£12,000 will secure the unique destination for two days over Xmas, and with nine double rooms the bullet proof bastion offers an all-inclusive treat for up to 18 people.
Built to withstand a French assault, the 15ft thick granite wall's should see off the most determined mother in law with ease - and leave its guests calm and relaxed in its opulent surrounding's
The unique destination boast's a Crow's Nest bar, hot tub, sun deck, gaming table, restaurant and even a firepit to spend cool winter evenings watching sailing boats, cruise liners, or warships floating by.