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Impregnable home - For Jose Mourinho??
Every man's home is his castle - and the new Manchester United boss could get his hands on this modern fortress complete with tower and fire-breathing dragon for a whopping £4 million.
From the outside Castell Gyrn, which sits in the rolling countryside in Denbighshire, North Wales, looks the part of a 200-year-old citadel, but it is actually one of the country's youngest castles at just 39 years old.
Unlike its ancient counterparts, the contemporary stronghold comes complete with draught exclusion, underfloor heating and double glazing.
It also has the modern comforts of a cinema room, a library and a butler's pantry, as well as permission to add an extension for leisure facilities including an infinity swimming pool.