BNPS.co.uk (01202 558833)
Mr Robert Skinner.
The owner of one of world's oldest pigs has been controversially prosecuted by the RSPCA because he couldn't bring himself to have his beloved pet put down when it fell ill.
The 20-year-old porker, called Mr Pig, was Bob Skinner's only companion and lived on his own island connected by a bridge to the 63-year-old's pond garden. He even had his own specially-built ark to stay on.